Lazy Loser William William Bienvenu is a loser!!!

Here's a pic of William taken at a friend's wedding. Note the cheezy attire (ie: the unmatching brown shoes and off size jacket, etc.)

Well, you might ask why this poor soul has earned himself a webpage in his honor? It's not just the clothing. While I admit that cheezy folks are quite undesirable to look at, I can deal with it if they're good people. William is not. When I met him he was engaged. This did not stop him from calling me regularly (note: I never called him...) and talking about nothing but sex. I never talked about sex with him, this was a one sided thing. He also found it necessary to masturbate on the phone to me. William also sent me pics of his penis, completely unsolicited. This pervert cheated on his fiancee several times, NOT ever with me I might add. Now that he's married he acts like some sort of little angel. Did I mention that he also likes men? This is a confirmed fact. He drives around in his little red Honda Prelude with tinded windows, a Woody Jenkins bumper sticker and a Jesus fish on his bumper. I'll say it again...CHEEZY!!!




William relaxes at his mom's lovely Chalmette home Even after he married he lived at home with Mom. Now he moved out finally, but his wife supports him. I think the pot smoking interferes with his ability to be able to keep himself gainfully employed. It took him 8 years to finish college, and no, he's not a doctor. Just your basic undergrad degree from an easy school.


What William aspires to be: a NAMBLA VIP!!!